Monday, December 28, 2009

Dads say the darndest things!

M: Is he a good guy or a bad guy?

Me: I dunno. All I know is he's Catholic.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Kids say the darndest things!

"Oooooo yeah, you wanna piece o' me?"

- C (age eight), playing the first fight scene in her Lego Indiana Jones game on PS3

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Kids say the darndest thing!

"I spy with my little eye some things that look dead."

-C (age eight) playing I Spy in December in Ohio.

The answer was: The trees.

Kids say the darndest things!

Daddy: "You don't have a clue."

C: "I have ALL the clues!"

- C (age eight)

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Kids say the darndest things!

"She's like a girl version of Jackie Chan!"

- C (age eight, watching the beginning of THE MATRIX)

Kids say the darndest things!

"Sexy is a mostly inappropriate word that I should know right now."

- C (age eight)

Kids say the darndest things!

"I'm not going to do drugs and turn into a crazy person who can lose their mind very easily and be very sensitive sometimes!"

- C (age eight)

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Kids say the darndest things!

"I was angry because she was trying to convince me that she was right about everything. Nobody is right about everything. And I know I'm right about that."

- C (age eight)

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Kids say the darndest things!

The Stars
- By C

"When I wake up I see the stars above me and they look so bright
And when they shine the energy flows through my body
And then a wind comes and somehow I am in space."

- C (age eight)