"One of Britain's most prestigious art galleries put a block of slate on display, topped by a small piece of wood, in the mistaken belief it was a work of art."
- The article
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Friday, June 16, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
Those crazy Germans!
PBS Previews | The Blitz: London's Longest Night: "On December 29th, 1940, the German Luftwaffe attacked London with devastating results - tens of thousands of incendiary bombs were dropped on the heart of the city. "
And all I hear is complaining about Dresden...Hitler gets no respect, ya know?
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And all I hear is complaining about Dresden...Hitler gets no respect, ya know?
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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
If
Only if you want to.
Only if you have to.
Only if it's everything.
Only if you don't mind.
If I could move to the middle.
If I could go outside.
If I could give in a little,
And make it work this time.
It's one thing, insistance.
It's one thing, the distance.
I'll take it in prospect.
I'll take it anyway I can.
If I could move to the middle.
If I could go outside.
If I could give in a little,
And make it work this time.
If I could move to the middle.
If I could go outside (yeah).
If I could give in a little,
And make it work this time.
If...
If...
If...
And make it work this time.
- King's X
Ogre Tones
Buy it.
Only if you have to.
Only if it's everything.
Only if you don't mind.
If I could move to the middle.
If I could go outside.
If I could give in a little,
And make it work this time.
It's one thing, insistance.
It's one thing, the distance.
I'll take it in prospect.
I'll take it anyway I can.
If I could move to the middle.
If I could go outside.
If I could give in a little,
And make it work this time.
If I could move to the middle.
If I could go outside (yeah).
If I could give in a little,
And make it work this time.
If...
If...
If...
And make it work this time.
- King's X
Ogre Tones
Buy it.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
6:6:6 passeth
At 6:66am on 6/6/6, I was lying in bed thinking. My family safe & warm after a good night's sleep. To be fair, I had dreamt that I was on a canoing / camping trip where our guide was cooking bats for us that happened to look exactly like human foetuses...but I don't really think that was related.
At 6:66pm on 6/6/6, I was eating a hotdog with my wife & a friend during the turn at Blacklick Woods Golf Course. Our round was completely inconspicuous except for the fact that they had run out of regular size hotdogs and we had to eat the "large" ones, we drank one less beer than usual, and the group behind us hit into us twice during the round. It was almost as though we were, like, invisible...but I really don't that was related.
Well, 38 minutes to go and I've been waiting patiently. Maybe the armageddonists were wrong or something...
- Xan Shui, Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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At 6:66pm on 6/6/6, I was eating a hotdog with my wife & a friend during the turn at Blacklick Woods Golf Course. Our round was completely inconspicuous except for the fact that they had run out of regular size hotdogs and we had to eat the "large" ones, we drank one less beer than usual, and the group behind us hit into us twice during the round. It was almost as though we were, like, invisible...but I really don't that was related.
Well, 38 minutes to go and I've been waiting patiently. Maybe the armageddonists were wrong or something...
- Xan Shui, Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Monday, May 29, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
C: "If they try to make me an astronaut I would be very angry."
Daddy: "I thought you wanted to be an astronaut."
C: "I do. I just don't want them to make me. I can make it by myself."
- C (age four) 5/29/2006
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Daddy: "I thought you wanted to be an astronaut."
C: "I do. I just don't want them to make me. I can make it by myself."
- C (age four) 5/29/2006
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...and sometimes kids don't say anything at all.
"The ethical storm over abortions has been renewed as it emerged that terminations are being carried out for minor, treatable birth defects.
Late terminations have been performed in recent years because the babies had club feet, official figures show.
Babies are being aborted with only minor defects.
Other babies were destroyed because they had webbed fingers or extra digits.
Such defects can often be corrected with a simple operation or physiotherapy. "
- Babies aborted for not being perfect | the Daily Mail
Late terminations have been performed in recent years because the babies had club feet, official figures show.
Babies are being aborted with only minor defects.
Other babies were destroyed because they had webbed fingers or extra digits.
Such defects can often be corrected with a simple operation or physiotherapy. "
- Babies aborted for not being perfect | the Daily Mail
Kids say the darndest things!
"Kitty, do you wanna be an astronaut?"
- C (age four) 5/29/2006 while chasing the cat around the room with a toy rocket.
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- C (age four) 5/29/2006 while chasing the cat around the room with a toy rocket.
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
Daddy: "C, why are your eyes closed?"
C: "I'm trying to practice dreaming."
- C (age 4)
5/24/2006
C: "I'm trying to practice dreaming."
- C (age 4)
5/24/2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
Mommy: "Do you like almonds?"
C: "Yes, I like almonds."
Daddy: "Really? Do you know what almonds are?"
C: "Yes, I do." Putting her hands together under her nose, "Dear God. Thank You for making the world for me to live on and all the wonderful stars for me to look at.....al-monds."
- C (age 4) 5/23/2006
C: "Yes, I like almonds."
Daddy: "Really? Do you know what almonds are?"
C: "Yes, I do." Putting her hands together under her nose, "Dear God. Thank You for making the world for me to live on and all the wonderful stars for me to look at.....al-monds."
- C (age 4) 5/23/2006
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
C: "Do you know that 'hate' is a bad word?"
Daddy: "So what's a good word?"
C: "That I don't like ice cream."
-C (age 4)
5/19/2006
Daddy: "So what's a good word?"
C: "That I don't like ice cream."
-C (age 4)
5/19/2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"No kittie, it's MY pot pie! ... What's a pot pie?"
- C (age 4)
5/14/2006
- C (age 4)
5/14/2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"I didn't make that sound - a tree did."
- C (age four) wide-eyed after letting a stinker
5/6/2006
- C (age four) wide-eyed after letting a stinker
5/6/2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"Ohhhh. Make sure you don't fall in that."
- C (age 4) looking at a zen water fountain
5/3/2006
- C (age 4) looking at a zen water fountain
5/3/2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Science: Dolphins know each others' names???
Dolphins ‘know each other’s names’ - Sunday Times - Times Online: "DOLPHINS may be closer to humans than previously realised, with new research showing they communicate by whistling out their own “names”.
The evidence suggests dolphins share the human ability to recognise themselves and other members of the same species as individuals with separate identities. The research, on wild bottlenose dolphins, will lead to a reassessment of their intelligence and social complexity, raising moral questions over how they should be treated."
There you have it, the smarter you are, the better we should treat you!
- Xan Shui, Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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The evidence suggests dolphins share the human ability to recognise themselves and other members of the same species as individuals with separate identities. The research, on wild bottlenose dolphins, will lead to a reassessment of their intelligence and social complexity, raising moral questions over how they should be treated."
There you have it, the smarter you are, the better we should treat you!
- Xan Shui, Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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Monday, May 01, 2006
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Yep, the British are still snobs... :-)
Happy and glorious: Windsor's tribute to its favourite resident - Britain - Times Online: "By the time she emerged from the castle’s great oak doors at noon, an estimated 22,000 loyal subjects — and a fair number from lesser nations, such as the United States — packed the centre of Windsor to bursting to cheer the Queen on her extended birthday walkabout."
In the news: Yep, weeza gettin stupider...
A new pay-per-view program will exploit John Lennon's memory and the "EVP" phenomenon brought into mainstream attention by a recent movie, by claiming to channel Lennon's spirit through EVP.
EVP is based on a belief that spirit voices communicate through radio and TV broadcast signals.
"On the television show, filming at La Fortuna suddenly stops and a narrator says something odd has happened. They then claim that a mysterious voice can be heard on the voice feed of one of the psychics.
The producers then call in "EVP specialist" Sandra Belanger to examine the voice and she proclaims it the real deal.
"The Spirit of John Lennon" is being done without the knowledge or consent of Lennon's estate or his widow Yoko Ono, who declined comment. Her longtime friend and spokesman Elliot Mintz has called the entire exercise "tacky, exploitative and far removed" from the icon's way of life.
"A pay-per-view seance was never his style," said Mintz.
The Article
EVP is based on a belief that spirit voices communicate through radio and TV broadcast signals.
"On the television show, filming at La Fortuna suddenly stops and a narrator says something odd has happened. They then claim that a mysterious voice can be heard on the voice feed of one of the psychics.
The producers then call in "EVP specialist" Sandra Belanger to examine the voice and she proclaims it the real deal.
"The Spirit of John Lennon" is being done without the knowledge or consent of Lennon's estate or his widow Yoko Ono, who declined comment. Her longtime friend and spokesman Elliot Mintz has called the entire exercise "tacky, exploitative and far removed" from the icon's way of life.
"A pay-per-view seance was never his style," said Mintz.
The Article
Friday, April 07, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"You should never swim with lightening because it will storm you up and turn you into a popsicle."
- C (age 4) 4/7/2006
- C (age 4) 4/7/2006
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama gives an interview.
"On our first visit, I was faced with a large plate of biscuits. President Bush immediately offered me his favourites, and after that, we got on fine. On my next visit, he didn't mind when I was blunt about the war.
"By my third visit, I was ushering him into the Oval Office. I was astonished by his grasp of Buddhism."
"On our first visit, I was faced with a large plate of biscuits. President Bush immediately offered me his favourites, and after that, we got on fine. On my next visit, he didn't mind when I was blunt about the war.
"By my third visit, I was ushering him into the Oval Office. I was astonished by his grasp of Buddhism."
In the news: Cell-phone brain tumors again.
In a recent article, Swedish researches have contradicted the conclusions of other recent research programs by finding a link between cellphone use and brain tumors.
Studying 905 people who have had a malignant brain tumor, 85 were high users of mobile phones. They also concluded that the risk was higher on the side of the head the phone was used upon.
They suggest using handsfree as a way to get the risk down. But won't that just move the cancer? Based on where I put my phone when I'm in hands-free mode, I'm not so sure I like that idea!
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Studying 905 people who have had a malignant brain tumor, 85 were high users of mobile phones. They also concluded that the risk was higher on the side of the head the phone was used upon.
They suggest using handsfree as a way to get the risk down. But won't that just move the cancer? Based on where I put my phone when I'm in hands-free mode, I'm not so sure I like that idea!
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"I got a great idea. How about we all do whatever we want?"
- C (age four) 3/19/2006 - last day of winter
- C (age four) 3/19/2006 - last day of winter
What's wrong with marriage?
A policeman in Rome doubted that an elderly couple, who were pulled over while attempting to have sex in the car while driving, are married.
Monday, March 06, 2006
Madonna on parenting...
Madonna: "'(Lourdes) is really obsessed with who is gay,' says Madonna in an interview in Out magazine's April issue. 'And she even asked, 'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, 'Because you kissed Britney Spears.''
'And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.'"
All I can say is, Madonna is very lucky she has Lourdes and not C, who would have asked in her best don't-give-me-that-crap-I'm-not-an-idiot little voice, "Ok then, will you kiss me like that then mommy (blink blink)?"
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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'And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.'"
All I can say is, Madonna is very lucky she has Lourdes and not C, who would have asked in her best don't-give-me-that-crap-I'm-not-an-idiot little voice, "Ok then, will you kiss me like that then mommy (blink blink)?"
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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South Dakota Law Banning Most Abortions (HB 1215) Women’s Health and Human Life Protection Act
I know it's a silly thing, but I actually agree with everything this law says (except perhaps its title, which is somewhat self-serving).
South Dakota Law Banning Most Abortions (HB 1215) Women’s Health and Human Life Protection Act
"I have trouble with the persons with the signs, but I feel the need to make my own..." - Ty Tabor
South Dakota Law Banning Most Abortions (HB 1215) Women’s Health and Human Life Protection Act
"I have trouble with the persons with the signs, but I feel the need to make my own..." - Ty Tabor
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Ok...this is SO the mob...
Advice to investigators:
Have you ever watched The Sopranos? WALK AWAY. QUIETLY.
Ferrari Case Takes New Twist With Possible Tie to Bus Agency - Los Angeles Times
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Have you ever watched The Sopranos? WALK AWAY. QUIETLY.
Ferrari Case Takes New Twist With Possible Tie to Bus Agency - Los Angeles Times
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Simple Answers
In the news...
Here's a problem: Colorado Geography Teacher Jay Bennish uses the classroom to promote his views on politics.
Here's why it's a problem: Young minds can indeed be affected by such rubbish. "About 150 high school students walked out of class earlier Thursday to protest Bennish's suspension". Most held signs championing Mr. Bennish's right to free speech. Ok, we can't expect them to understand the real issue, but at least they know something about our constitution!
However, an alternative, and perhaps more believable, explanation for their outrage is that they may actually have to do some Geography work now...
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Here's why it's a problem: Young minds can indeed be affected by such rubbish. "About 150 high school students walked out of class earlier Thursday to protest Bennish's suspension". Most held signs championing Mr. Bennish's right to free speech. Ok, we can't expect them to understand the real issue, but at least they know something about our constitution!
However, an alternative, and perhaps more believable, explanation for their outrage is that they may actually have to do some Geography work now...
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Friday, March 03, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"If you chop it off then ALL the blood will come out. And you don't wanna see that."
- C 3/3/6
- C 3/3/6
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Tastefully Yummy! (but slightly naughty)
This is probably one of the most interesting sites I've seen in the area of erotica. There is absolutely no nudity but its not for the kiddies.
Facettes De La Petite Mort means "Faces of the small death". It is a site dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. Check it out!
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Facettes De La Petite Mort means "Faces of the small death". It is a site dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. Check it out!
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Friday, February 24, 2006
IT's downside?
"Workers completed two-thirds of their work in an average day last year, down from about three-quarters in a 1994 study, according to research conducted for Day-Timers Inc., an East Texas, Pennsylvania-based maker of organizational products.
The biggest culprit is the technology that was supposed to make work quicker and easier, experts say."
Americans work more, seem to accomplish less - Yahoo! News
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The biggest culprit is the technology that was supposed to make work quicker and easier, experts say."
Americans work more, seem to accomplish less - Yahoo! News
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Thursday, February 23, 2006
Do No Harm...
Wow. Doctors taking life?
Court Documents: Hospital Gave Lethal Injections to Patients During Hurricane Katrina
Wait a minute...Happens every day!
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Court Documents: Hospital Gave Lethal Injections to Patients During Hurricane Katrina
Wait a minute...Happens every day!
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
"The least of these"
We have called it "justice" when the most defenseless among us have had the least protection from the whims of others.
At last there is some hope for change.
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At last there is some hope for change.
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In the news...
Ya know, ordinarily I'd be defending President Bush when the press has a hayday with something like this, but when he bugs our citizens on the basis of their ties with certain countries and then offers to give the management of key U.S. ports to companies owned by these same countries, I just have to ask...what the fuck is going on???
This is either the most subtle stroke of genius ever conceived, the true aim of which remains hidden for the moment behind a well-crafted smoke screen, or it is the most crass, unbelievable act of arrogance ever perpetrated by a person in public office.
Honestly, I'm afraid to guess.
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist
Honest Man
This is either the most subtle stroke of genius ever conceived, the true aim of which remains hidden for the moment behind a well-crafted smoke screen, or it is the most crass, unbelievable act of arrogance ever perpetrated by a person in public office.
Honestly, I'm afraid to guess.
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist
Honest Man
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"I have a lot of beautiful hair...and you have a little beautiful hair!"
- C to daddy 2/16/2006
- C to daddy 2/16/2006
Willie's Pooch
In the news, Willie Nelson attempts to capitalize on all the hubbub being raised around Brokeback Mountain with his new song about gay cowboys. He and his label are careful to point out at the song was written back in the 80's - "long before Brokeback Mountain". For his blatant publicity stunt, which is working it would seem, he is being given credit in many circles as releasing the "first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist".
Well, first, even if the song was written a long time ago, which I sincerely doubt, it wasn't released until after Brokeback Mountain got all the hype. Second, it was admittedly recorded last year, when Willie would have been fully aware that one of his songs was going to be included in the Brokeback Mountain sound track. And finally, Willie Nelson is NOT the first major recording artist to release a song about gay cowboys. The Reverend Horton Heat released their thoughtful tune entitled Interracial Cowboy Homo Kinda Love several years back. This was a much more ambitious song which, obviously, took on several serious social issues at the same time. Now THAT is a song about gay cowboys!
:-)
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Well, first, even if the song was written a long time ago, which I sincerely doubt, it wasn't released until after Brokeback Mountain got all the hype. Second, it was admittedly recorded last year, when Willie would have been fully aware that one of his songs was going to be included in the Brokeback Mountain sound track. And finally, Willie Nelson is NOT the first major recording artist to release a song about gay cowboys. The Reverend Horton Heat released their thoughtful tune entitled Interracial Cowboy Homo Kinda Love several years back. This was a much more ambitious song which, obviously, took on several serious social issues at the same time. Now THAT is a song about gay cowboys!
:-)
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Sunday, February 12, 2006
Hippo Of The Year
"We would like to send the message to those who claim Iran is searching for nuclear weapons that there is no such policy and this [policy] is illegal and against our religion."
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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In the news...
If you think we should allow Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to go ahead and build a nuclear weapon for his theocratic government to wield against his neighbors, then ask yourself.
Would you want a nuclear weapon in the hands of Jerry Falwell?
Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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Would you want a nuclear weapon in the hands of Jerry Falwell?
Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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Saturday, February 11, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"Martin Luthor King was a very great teacher because he equalled us."
- C 2/11/2006
- C 2/11/2006
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Episode One: Part Two
One day, a little dog named Sindie was trotting along the Jersey shore looking for something yummy when a kindly old man hobbling along reached down and offered her a treat. The dog, being young and full of juice, took the treat and then ran around the old man three times in energetic and sincere gratitude before sitting down to enjoy the morsel. The man, who had followed the dog with his age-dimmed eyes, got dizzy and fell down, unfortunately breaking his hip.
The poor man lay upon the beach in agonized tears for two hours occasionally feeding Sindie his remaining treats to pass the time and keep a friend, when finally a priest walked by and offered a prayer, "My son, do not despair, for God loves you in your moment of need". The priest then gave the old man a couple dollars and began to walk away, leaving the old man in stunned silence.
Sindie, possessed of a strangely un-canine sense of irony, suddenly and viciously bit the old man in the leg, at which the priest immediately ran back, kicked her away and called for help. To make a long story short, the police, the medics and the city pound all came straight away. The old man was cared for, the dog had to be put to sleep in order to to test for rabies and the priest felt as though he'd done God's will by protecting the helpless old man from the possibly rabid dog.
The moral?
Life just sucks sometimes, goodness isn't always good and loyalty can be a bitch.
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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The poor man lay upon the beach in agonized tears for two hours occasionally feeding Sindie his remaining treats to pass the time and keep a friend, when finally a priest walked by and offered a prayer, "My son, do not despair, for God loves you in your moment of need". The priest then gave the old man a couple dollars and began to walk away, leaving the old man in stunned silence.
Sindie, possessed of a strangely un-canine sense of irony, suddenly and viciously bit the old man in the leg, at which the priest immediately ran back, kicked her away and called for help. To make a long story short, the police, the medics and the city pound all came straight away. The old man was cared for, the dog had to be put to sleep in order to to test for rabies and the priest felt as though he'd done God's will by protecting the helpless old man from the possibly rabid dog.
The moral?
Life just sucks sometimes, goodness isn't always good and loyalty can be a bitch.
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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Monday, February 06, 2006
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"I just can't do that very well with an elephant in my hands."
- C 2/2/2006
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- C 2/2/2006
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Episode One, Part One
He was a man of fiercely restrained passion. Ever prostrating himself before the will of others, but, within, a confused turmoil of changing, violent emotion. Mindful of the needs of others, his compassion was, rather unfortunately, turned instinctively inwards and reflected by his self-image, rendering his thoughtfulness rather thoughtless indeed.
His words, far from being tools for projecting his thoughts to others, became, over time, the very point of his discourse to the extent that there were those who said of him, "That man loves the sound of his own voice".
But that wasn't really true. What he truly loved was the sound and sight of others. But he could only experience those things through impersonation and reflection, which left him little room for thoughts and passions of his own, which is, in turn, why he restrained them so.
Now the reader may say, "Surely this is unsustainable! Surely it will all fall down!"
Well, funny you should say that...
-Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
His words, far from being tools for projecting his thoughts to others, became, over time, the very point of his discourse to the extent that there were those who said of him, "That man loves the sound of his own voice".
But that wasn't really true. What he truly loved was the sound and sight of others. But he could only experience those things through impersonation and reflection, which left him little room for thoughts and passions of his own, which is, in turn, why he restrained them so.
Now the reader may say, "Surely this is unsustainable! Surely it will all fall down!"
Well, funny you should say that...
-Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Those crazy Japanese!
A 57-year-old, bald, rotund Japanese man was found living with eleven young women, mainly in their 20's. He claims to have convinced them to live with him through the use of an incantation.
Oh. He also had a stun gun but denies threatening the women with it.
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Oh. He also had a stun gun but denies threatening the women with it.
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
America's costliest disaster in the making...
The last time the New Madrid Seismic Zone had a major series of earthquakes along it was in the year 1811 and 1812. The biggest, on 12/16/1812 was the largest recorded earthquake in the United States. This estimated magnitude 8.3 earthquake kicked major league butt among the native american and settler populations that inhabited the midwest during that time. If it were to happen today a large number of very large cities that have never experienced an earthquake before would be hit by a monster.
Well, the monster is moving again.
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Well, the monster is moving again.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
Daddy: "Do you know what you are supposed to remember?"
C: "Yes. Not to pick up the kitty or pull their tails or pull their arms. And not to chase them."
C - 1/24/2006
C: "Yes. Not to pick up the kitty or pull their tails or pull their arms. And not to chase them."
C - 1/24/2006
Monday, January 23, 2006
In the opinions...
Very interesting little op piece from the Christian Science Monitor. Agree or not with the conclusions, the information here is pretty interesting.
Triumph of the Redistributionist Left | csmonitor.com
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Triumph of the Redistributionist Left | csmonitor.com
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Thursday, January 19, 2006
Those crazy Indians!
"After five months of hearings and 6,000 public comments, the U.S. Department of Transportation declared on Wednesday what time it is in Indiana.
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Those crazy Bulgarians!
One priest. Sixty-three years old. Living in a village with a total of ten residents. And the police confiscate TEN POUNDS of marijuana from his home...
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
"Daddy, we don't say potty words that rhyme with sucker!"
- C 1/17/2005 no kiddin!
- C 1/17/2005 no kiddin!
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Kids say the darndest things!
Daddy: "C, are you angry about something?"
C: "No. I just got a little disappointed in myself."
Daddy: "Really, why is that?"
C: "Well, Mommy was trying to tell me not to jump around and I was jumping anyway so I got a little disappointed in myself."
Daddy: "Well, then I'm very proud of you."
C: "You are?"
Daddy: "Yes, I am. Because you want to listen even when you don't."
C: "I will keep trying, Daddy."
Daddy: "Tell that to Mommy."
C: "Ok."
- 1/15/2005
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C: "No. I just got a little disappointed in myself."
Daddy: "Really, why is that?"
C: "Well, Mommy was trying to tell me not to jump around and I was jumping anyway so I got a little disappointed in myself."
Daddy: "Well, then I'm very proud of you."
C: "You are?"
Daddy: "Yes, I am. Because you want to listen even when you don't."
C: "I will keep trying, Daddy."
Daddy: "Tell that to Mommy."
C: "Ok."
- 1/15/2005
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Perspectives...
I've been alive for 38 years and played piano for 28 of those. I've written about 12 songs.
If I were Mozart, I would still have seven years of piano experience to go and 614 more songs to write, but I'd already have been dead three years...
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philantropist, Honest Man
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If I were Mozart, I would still have seven years of piano experience to go and 614 more songs to write, but I'd already have been dead three years...
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philantropist, Honest Man
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Monday, January 02, 2006
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Just for fun...
Free online versions of old games like Pac Man, Asteroids, Space Invaders, etc. Faithfully reproduced.
Neave Games
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Neave Games
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One free second, courtesy of the moon...
Today will be 24 hours and one second long! What will you do with the extra time?
Slowing Planet Afforts Us an Extra Second
Slowing Planet Afforts Us an Extra Second
Friday, December 30, 2005
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Quotables...what is stupidity?
"Everybody says, 'I think for myself - nobody tells me what to think'. And then when you interview 50 people who all say the same thing and they all say that nobody tells them what to think, you realize that they're all just stupid."
- Unknown
- Unknown
Monday, December 26, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Kids say the darndest things!
C: "I have to see Santa again. I forgot to tell him something."
Daddy: "Oh yeah? What did you forget?"
C: "I forgot to tell him, 'Thank you for Merry Christmas'".
- C 12/24/2005
Daddy: "Oh yeah? What did you forget?"
C: "I forgot to tell him, 'Thank you for Merry Christmas'".
- C 12/24/2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
Monday, December 19, 2005
In the news: Media Bias Is Real, Finds UCLA Political Scientist
Total shockage!!! Not.
http://www.newsroom.ucla.edu/page.asp?RelNum=6664
http://www.newsroom.ucla.edu/page.asp?RelNum=6664
Sunday, December 18, 2005
And the master said...
"My warmest times I have known your arms,
My coldest and darkest have been here too.
My greatest hope is tomorrow morning but I....
My brightest day was the day I met you,
My greatest trial was to earn your love.
They say those who don't fear loss love nothing
So I...
I live for it."
- My Alter (Ego)
My coldest and darkest have been here too.
My greatest hope is tomorrow morning but I....
My brightest day was the day I met you,
My greatest trial was to earn your love.
They say those who don't fear loss love nothing
So I...
I live for it."
- My Alter (Ego)
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Kids say the darndest things!
"The pond is all frozen! So the ducks can't swim anymore - they can only ice skate."
- C 12/17/2005
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- C 12/17/2005
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Sunday, December 11, 2005
Kids say the darndest things!
"No Daddy, I'm playing doctor and you're playing the sick person."
"You have an ear refraction."
- Dr. C 12/10/2005
"You have an ear refraction."
- Dr. C 12/10/2005
Monday, December 05, 2005
Friday, December 02, 2005
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
Concert report - King's X - 11/12/2005

King's X played the Al Rosa Villa in Columbus Ohio on 11/12. The show ROCKED as expected. C couldn't come because Al Rosa is a little tough for a four-year-old, although dUg still told the story of meeting her (which I later used to console her because she couldn't come). dUg, she thought this smile was for her. So do I actually.
The guys played basically the same set as Pomeroy but they did play Dogman instead of Cigarettes. M cried when they played Mr. Wilson because that's the song dUg dedicated to C in Pomeroy. Hey, whaddaya gonna do?
King's X - You Rock!
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Thots
Every day you dig. Every day. Your way.
It doesn't matter - right or wrong. It doesn't matter why. You just dig.
Your hole is your own. "It's mine." You say. "I'm free!" You yell. "You cannot tell me how big, or how deep or what implement I should use to construct it! Is it not my own hole of my own design, built of my own sweat and my own tears?"
Well, yes. It is.
Enjoy.
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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It doesn't matter - right or wrong. It doesn't matter why. You just dig.
Your hole is your own. "It's mine." You say. "I'm free!" You yell. "You cannot tell me how big, or how deep or what implement I should use to construct it! Is it not my own hole of my own design, built of my own sweat and my own tears?"
Well, yes. It is.
Enjoy.
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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Monday, November 14, 2005
Kids say the darndest things!
"Ok. You be the king and I'll be the princess. So you are 'Your Highness' and I am 'My Highness'! "
- C 11/13/2005
- C 11/13/2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Concert Report - King's X - 11/11/2005


We took our four-year-old girl (the indubitable "C"), who is just nuts about King's X, to a concert last night! Don't worry - she had excellent earplugs!
King's X played a sold-out show at the Court Street Grill in Pomeroy, Ohio last night! This is an awesome little spot that the guys played last year. I called early in the day and asked the owner if a four year old would be welcome and he said, "absolutely". So, I bought three of the last six tickets and we got in the car for the two and a half hour drive from Columbus!
As we waited in line, dUg Pinnick showed up in front of the place and stopped to say hi when he saw her. He asked her name and I think dUg was just a little shocked to find that Chloe knew exactly who he was!
The show was terrific! The best band in the world was truly generous, playing an awesome set of mostly new material with a few old gems thrown in for those of us over 30. Chloe watched the show from the far end of the bar and dUg kept winking & smiling at her, which made her giggle like, well, a four-year-old! After the show the band hung out with the fans for a long time and Chloe, who has been asking to meet dUg, Ty and Jerry by name for a year now, finally got her wish! And a prized pair of autographed Jerry Gaskill drum sticks is tap-tap-tapping out the beat to "Alone" all over our home.
THANKS King's X !
You Truly Rock.
Monday, November 07, 2005
Kids say the darndest things!
"I'm not the queen, but I'm not nothing. I'm just a girl named Chloe."
- C 11/7/2005
- C 11/7/2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Now this is funny...
In India, an astrologer famous for his correct predictions of the future, predicted his own death - today. My Way News
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Sunday, October 16, 2005
Things not to do...
"Never puree an onion and inject it into your vein with a hypodermic needle."
- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
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Friday, October 14, 2005
Things not to do...
"Don't play poker with a sense of urgency."
Xan Shui
Philosophical Philanthropist, Honest Man.
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Xan Shui
Philosophical Philanthropist, Honest Man.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Things you shouldn't do...
Never buy a used pair of underwear.
Xan Shui
Philosophical Philanthropist, Honest Man.
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Xan Shui
Philosophical Philanthropist, Honest Man.
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Kids say the darndest things!
"This", says C holding up an orange rubber ball. "Is my best friend's sun."
- C 10/12/2005
- C 10/12/2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
In the news: Madonna doesn't get Kabbalah...DUH?!?!
Jewis mystics to Madonna: Lay off our sage!
What did you expect people? She obviously didn't understand Catholicism...what makes anyone think she can understand another religion?
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What did you expect people? She obviously didn't understand Catholicism...what makes anyone think she can understand another religion?
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Thursday, October 06, 2005
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Kids say the darndest things!
C: "What does it mean if I die?"
Mommy: "Well, it's when you stop breathing and your heart stops and your blood stops and you go up to Heaven and you have to wait for Mommy and Daddy to come join you there."
C: "...or until they make me again."
10/4/2005
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Mommy: "Well, it's when you stop breathing and your heart stops and your blood stops and you go up to Heaven and you have to wait for Mommy and Daddy to come join you there."
C: "...or until they make me again."
10/4/2005
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In the news: Right to die.
The Supreme Court hears arguments in a Right to Die case, in which an individual state's right to determine whether people have a right to assisted suicide hangs in the balance.
Again we are faced with a question of law that really turns on your own personal epistemology. If you believed that God created you, if you really believed you had a purpose, if you really believed it was a sin to murder yourself and that a suicide victim's soul would suffer far more than whatever suffering caused their desire to die... If you really believed all this, then HOW COULD YOU support suicide in any form?
On the other hand, if you believe that we are all a wonderful chemical accident - that life is here for a short time to be lived and loved and lost forever - totally free, undeserved but also un-judged - that you go nowhere when you die except back to the elements from which you came...if you believe that consciousness is a chemical reaction in a noodle soup called The Brain...then HOW COULD YOU DENY a person's right to end their life however they choose whenever they choose?
My observation: Our views of the world are rooted in our fundamental belief about the truth of our origins. Our divisions are natural products of those beliefs.
My opinion: Our society cannot stand on one side or the other, but must promote the freedom of each to choose his or her own destiny, so far as it does not impact the life and rights of another. However, it does not follow that any government (state or federal) has the right to enact any law to actually help someone follow their respective choice or to allow another citizen to do so.
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Again we are faced with a question of law that really turns on your own personal epistemology. If you believed that God created you, if you really believed you had a purpose, if you really believed it was a sin to murder yourself and that a suicide victim's soul would suffer far more than whatever suffering caused their desire to die... If you really believed all this, then HOW COULD YOU support suicide in any form?
On the other hand, if you believe that we are all a wonderful chemical accident - that life is here for a short time to be lived and loved and lost forever - totally free, undeserved but also un-judged - that you go nowhere when you die except back to the elements from which you came...if you believe that consciousness is a chemical reaction in a noodle soup called The Brain...then HOW COULD YOU DENY a person's right to end their life however they choose whenever they choose?
My observation: Our views of the world are rooted in our fundamental belief about the truth of our origins. Our divisions are natural products of those beliefs.
My opinion: Our society cannot stand on one side or the other, but must promote the freedom of each to choose his or her own destiny, so far as it does not impact the life and rights of another. However, it does not follow that any government (state or federal) has the right to enact any law to actually help someone follow their respective choice or to allow another citizen to do so.
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Monday, October 03, 2005
Those crazy Germans!
6 million litres of beer.
6.1 million visitors.
17 days.
248 assaults.
1,304 criminal acts.
22 incidents of sexual coercion.
3 rapes.
95 cows slaughtered.
4,000 items left behind in beer tents.
Munich's Oktoberfest 2005
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6.1 million visitors.
17 days.
248 assaults.
1,304 criminal acts.
22 incidents of sexual coercion.
3 rapes.
95 cows slaughtered.
4,000 items left behind in beer tents.
Munich's Oktoberfest 2005
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Saturday, October 01, 2005
YES!!!!! If you like army babes...
An entire blog dedicated to pics of military women...now THAT is cool.
Fishbowl's Favorites
"I'm in a fishbowl. I'm a fishbowl man."
- King's X
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Fishbowl's Favorites
"I'm in a fishbowl. I'm a fishbowl man."
- King's X
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