Kids say the darndest things!

"I got a great idea. How about we all do whatever we want?"

- C (age four) 3/19/2006 - last day of winter

Kids say the darndest things!

"My head is bigger than syrup."

- C (age four) 3/19/2006

What's wrong with marriage?

A policeman in Rome doubted that an elderly couple, who were pulled over while attempting to have sex in the car while driving, are married.

Madonna on parenting...

Madonna: "'(Lourdes) is really obsessed with who is gay,' says Madonna in an interview in Out magazine's April issue. 'And she even asked, 'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, 'Because you kissed Britney Spears.''

'And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.'"

All I can say is, Madonna is very lucky she has Lourdes and not C, who would have asked in her best don't-give-me-that-crap-I'm-not-an-idiot little voice, "Ok then, will you kiss me like that then mommy (blink blink)?"

- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man

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South Dakota Law Banning Most Abortions (HB 1215) Women’s Health and Human Life Protection Act

I know it's a silly thing, but I actually agree with everything this law says (except perhaps its title, which is somewhat self-serving).

South Dakota Law Banning Most Abortions (HB 1215) Women’s Health and Human Life Protection Act

"I have trouble with the persons with the signs, but I feel the need to make my own..." - Ty Tabor

Ok...this is SO the mob...

Advice to investigators:

Have you ever watched The Sopranos? WALK AWAY. QUIETLY.

Ferrari Case Takes New Twist With Possible Tie to Bus Agency - Los Angeles Times

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Simple Answers

There's a very simple answer for the Cherry Creek School District in Colorado if they're interested in an easy way out of this mess.

Give this idiot a thorough drug test.

- Xan Shui
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man

In the news...

Here's a problem: Colorado Geography Teacher Jay Bennish uses the classroom to promote his views on politics.

Here's why it's a problem: Young minds can indeed be affected by such rubbish. "About 150 high school students walked out of class earlier Thursday to protest Bennish's suspension". Most held signs championing Mr. Bennish's right to free speech. Ok, we can't expect them to understand the real issue, but at least they know something about our constitution!

However, an alternative, and perhaps more believable, explanation for their outrage is that they may actually have to do some Geography work now...

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Kids say the darndest things!

"If you chop it off then ALL the blood will come out. And you don't wanna see that."

- C 3/3/6