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Kids say the darndest things!

"Daddy, can you try to climb up yourself?"

- C (age four) 5/29/2006

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Kids say the darndest things!

C: "If they try to make me an astronaut I would be very angry."

Daddy: "I thought you wanted to be an astronaut."

C: "I do. I just don't want them to make me. I can make it by myself."

- C (age four) 5/29/2006

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...and sometimes kids don't say anything at all.

"The ethical storm over abortions has been renewed as it emerged that terminations are being carried out for minor, treatable birth defects.

Late terminations have been performed in recent years because the babies had club feet, official figures show.

Babies are being aborted with only minor defects.
Other babies were destroyed because they had webbed fingers or extra digits.

Such defects can often be corrected with a simple operation or physiotherapy. "

- Babies aborted for not being perfect | the Daily Mail

Kids say the darndest things!

"Kitty, do you wanna be an astronaut?"

- C (age four) 5/29/2006 while chasing the cat around the room with a toy rocket.

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Kids say the darndest things!

Daddy: "C, why are your eyes closed?"

C: "I'm trying to practice dreaming."

- C (age 4)
5/24/2006

Kids say the darndest things!

Mommy: "Do you like almonds?"

C: "Yes, I like almonds."

Daddy: "Really? Do you know what almonds are?"

C: "Yes, I do." Putting her hands together under her nose, "Dear God. Thank You for making the world for me to live on and all the wonderful stars for me to look at.....al-monds."

- C (age 4) 5/23/2006

Kids say the darndest things!

C: "Do you know that 'hate' is a bad word?"

Daddy: "So what's a good word?"

C: "That I don't like ice cream."

-C (age 4)
5/19/2006

Kids say the darndest things!

"No kittie, it's MY pot pie! ... What's a pot pie?"

- C (age 4)
5/14/2006

Kids say the darndest things!

"I didn't make that sound - a tree did."

- C (age four) wide-eyed after letting a stinker
5/6/2006

Kids say the darndest things!

"Ohhhh. Make sure you don't fall in that."

- C (age 4) looking at a zen water fountain
5/3/2006

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Ridiculous!

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Science: Dolphins know each others' names???

Dolphins ‘know each other’s names’ - Sunday Times - Times Online: "DOLPHINS may be closer to humans than previously realised, with new research showing they communicate by whistling out their own “names”.

The evidence suggests dolphins share the human ability to recognise themselves and other members of the same species as individuals with separate identities. The research, on wild bottlenose dolphins, will lead to a reassessment of their intelligence and social complexity, raising moral questions over how they should be treated."


There you have it, the smarter you are, the better we should treat you!

- Xan Shui, Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man

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Kids say the darndest things!

"Daddy, does God have God in Him?"

- C 5/1/6 (age 4)