Kids say the darndest things!

"You and I are a lot alike. We both like to sing, we both love music and we both pass gas alot."

- C (age eight) to Daddy

Kids say the darndest things!

C: "Meteorologists are so cool."

Dad: "Yep. Is that what you're going to be when you grow up?"

C: "Nope, I'm still going to work in a jewelry store."

- C (age eight)

Kids say the darndest things!

C overheard me in a moment of weakness complaining about someone eating extremely unpleasantly in a Chinese restaurant.

Dad: "Oh my God I'm gonna kill him if he doesn't stop that."

C: "Dad. Why would we want to kill someone INSIDE a restaurant?"

- C (age 8)

Kids say the darndest things!

"I hate the smell of stink!"

- C (age 8)

Kids say the darndest things!

"I have a hypothesis that Mom is actually the Easter Bunny and when I'm sleeping she puts all this stuff out all over the house."

- C (age 8)

Kids say the darndest things!

"Teacher is a job not to kill kids, but to love them and to teach them."

- C (age 8)