Kids say the darndest things!

C:  "Does Tim Burton only like dead stuff that is scary?"

Dad:  "Yep, that's pretty much the limit of his imagination.  He's an unfortunate soul isn't he?"

C:  "No.  It's cool!" 

- C (age ten)

Kids say the darndest things!

C: "Dad, did you ever have first communion?"

Dad: "Yes.  When I was young.  Why. Do you want to have first communion?"

C: "Yes."

Dad:  "Ok, why?"

C: "Because I'm curious what the bread tastes like."

- C (age ten)

Kids say the darndest things!

Dad:  "Hey, C, pull my finger."

C: "I can dislocate your finger if you want, but I'm not going to pull it."

- C (age ten)