And the master said:

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

- Sir Winston Churchill

Kids say the darndest things!

"You and mommy had a baby of me!"

- C 7/31/2005

Kids say the darndest things!

"Heaven is a different kind of place where you go underwater."

- C 7/29/2005

Kids say the darndest things!

C: "What are you doing?"

Daddy: "I'm trimming my nose hairs."

C: "Do you have hairs in your nose?"

Daddy: "Yes, when boys grow up they have hairs in their nose."

C: "Yeah. And when girls grow up they have boys."

7/16/2005

And the master said:

"There you are just dancing as you very often do - sinking ever deeper in your wet, delicious sorrow. Nothing left at all of all the promises made yesterday, and no care of what you do."

- Fresh Buzz Uppercut

And the master said:

"It's just nice to know that, whatever culture you come from, if you're a geek, you're a geek."

- M 7/13/2004

Now this is an amazing picture.

Waves from hurricane Dennis crash in Guantanimo Bay, Cuba.



Here's the original story, which has a few more pics too.

And the master said.

"Highly intelligent and well-informed people disagree on every political issue. Therefore, intelligence and knowledge are useless for making decisions, because if any of that stuff helped, then all the smart people would have the same opinions."

- Dogbert

In the news: Suspects Emerge in London Bombings

Terrorists are targeting universities: "'Extremists are known to target schools and colleges where young people may be very inquisitive but less challenging and more susceptible to extremist reason/arguments,' the report says, according to the Sunday newspaper."

Interesting. This is exactly what that radical left does, and for the same reason.

Some people will believe anything...

Sleepwalker found asleep on the arm of a crane - 130 feet in the air.

Kids say the darndest things!

(Touching her peanut butter sandwich)

"I'm feeling up the bread."

- C 7/4/2005

Again I have to ask...WHEN WILL WE LEARN???

FOXNews.com - U.S. & World - Remains Found in Search for Idaho Boy

People like this can NOT be set free!!! Parole is not enough. Short prison terms are not enough. Long prison terms are not enough. A sex-offender registry is not enough. There is a class of people - a race you might say - that preys upon unwilling children for sexual gratification. They can be detected. Their patterns are well understood. We know who they are...because we let them go!

We could actually enact laws to protect our children here and we sit back and do nothing.

People convicted of sex crimes in which children are physically victimized should spend life in prison, or buy their release after 25 years in the general population of a maximum security prison by authorizing the removal of their genitals. <--(that's a period)

Kids say the darndest things!

"Porcupines pork each other."

- C 7/4/2005

"Cat's bum mouth?" Those Brits...

British government anti-cigarette ads target young men & women's sex lives.

Kids say the darndest things.

"Zero is a lot of gone."

- C 7/1/2005