C: "What is the video game doing?"
Daddy: "It's updating."
C: "What does that mean?"
Daddy: "Sometimes the system needs new software and this is how it gets it. Don't worry about it - it's just how the system does it."
C: "Oh. Well, my way of updating is very much looking forward to dating someone someday."
C: "Don't worry about it. That's just how I do it."
- C (age six)