Pocket God is a game for the iPhone in which you play the role of "God" with respect to a small island populated by pygmies. You can make new pygmies, feed them, give them shelter, make tidal waves, control the weather and night and day, throw them off the island and a host of other benevolent or not-so-benevolent actions while they go about their business. It's really cute and C loves playing it.
Daddy: "So you're pretty good at that game. What's your secret?"
C: "I just try to leave an even amount of people dead."
- C (age eight)