Kids say the darndest things!

M (playing a game of pool with C): "Are you solids?"

C: "Yes, and you are liquids. And Dad is a gas."

-C (age eight)

Kids say the darndest things!

C (proudly holding up a kazoo to which she has affixed a balloon): "Hi Dad. I've invented a new instrument. It's called a 'suck & blow'."

Dad: "Hmm. Do you think we could find another name for it?"

C: "Yeah, it's for my stuffed animals. They need an instrument like this because they don't have lungs. It's also really good for scaring the cat."

- C (age eight)

Kids say the darndest things!

"I know most of the people in history, like Vincent van Gogh, Mozart, ... and the other people."

- C (age eight)