C (proudly holding up a kazoo to which she has affixed a balloon): "Hi Dad. I've invented a new instrument. It's called a 'suck & blow'."
Dad: "Hmm. Do you think we could find another name for it?"
C: "Yeah, it's for my stuffed animals. They need an instrument like this because they don't have lungs. It's also really good for scaring the cat."
- C (age eight)