As a father and a man, I have been known to occasionally "let one go". Today, I did so in a particularly quiet room with my youngest daughter present.
Daddy: "Oops, sorry."
C: "That's ok, Dad."
Daddy: "You are becoming a very compassionate young lady and I'm proud of you."
C: "What does 'compassionate' mean?
Daddy: "It means you forgive people their faults."
C: "Did you just say, 'forgive people their farts'?
- C (age nine)