Dad (singing the Elmer Fudd song in the morning): "Kill the wabbit..."
C: "Dad! Stop that, I don't like that song because it makes me think of you killing a bunny!"
Dad: "How am I going to have wabbit stew if I don't kill the wabbit?"
C: "You can't eat bunnies!"
Dad: "Sure you can. People eat wabbit stew all the time!"
C: "That's just RUDE. Cute little fuzzy bunnies..."
Dad: "Well, then it's a good thing for world cuisine that cows aren't cute."
C: "What's a 'cuisine' and why would I want one?"
- C (age eight)