Love hurts!

Her: "Whatcha doing? Can I help?"

Me (protective glasses in place, electric drill aligned and ready): "Not really. I'm using power tools, honey."

Her (letting the loose end of the power cable dangle between her fingers): "Really? Umm. Then I assume you'll want to come over and plug this in before you begin?"

Me: "Oh. Wow. Thanks, hon. No, you can handle that."

I woke up plugged in.